Re: Jokez
Κάποια από αυτά έχουν ξαναειπωθεί στο φόρουμ, αλλά έχει και κάποια καινούρια, οπότε το κάνω copy/paste
ATC (torre): “Alitalia 345 continue taxi to 26L South via Tango... check for workers along taxiway”
Pilot of Alitalia 345: “Roger, Taxi 26 Left a via Tango. Workers checked.... all are working”
Pilot of Nova 851: “Halifax Terminal, Nova 851 with you out of 13.000 for 10.000, requesting runway 15”
Halifax Terminal (female): “Nova 851, Halifax, the last time I gave a pilot what he wanted I was on penicillin for three weeks. So, expect runway 06”
ATC (torre): "Cessna 123, What are your intentions?"
Pilot of Cessna: “To get my Commercial Pilots License and Instrument Rating”
ATC (torre): “I meant in the next five minutes not years”
ATC (torre): "Pan Am 1, descend to 3.000 ft on QNH, altimeter 1019"
Pilot of Pan AM 1: "Could you give that to me in inches?
ATC (torre): "Pan Am 1, descend to 36.000 inches on QNH, altimeter 1019"
Pilot of Cessna 152: “Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred”
Controller: “Roger, contact Houston Space Center"
Pilot of Beech Baron: "Uh, ATC, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747"
ATC (torre): "Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry"
Tower: “American Airlines...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach”
Pilot of American Airtlines: “That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right”
Controller: “USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60” (pause)
Controller: “USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60” (pause)
Controller: “USA353, you're just like my wife: you never listen!”
Pilot of USA 553: “Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you'd get a better response!”
Controller: “LA700 confirm your type of aircraft. Are you a Boeing 767 or an Airbus 340?”
Pilot of LA700: “A340, of course!”
Controller: “Then, would you mind switching on the two other engines and give me 1.000 feet per minute, please?”
Tower: “Cessna 123, turn right now and report your heading”
Pilot of Cessna 123: “Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345...”
Pilot of KLM 242: “Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please”
Tower: “KLM 242 expect start up in two hours”
Pilot of KLM 242: “Please confirm: two hours delay?”
Tower: “Affirmative”
Pilot of KLM 242: “In that case, cancel the good morning!!!"
